Neyland Stadium needs to be rocking Saturday night. This is what college football in the SEC is all about! It is going to be a cool October night and a packed house at the greatest stadium to exist. It is crucial for the fans there Saturday night to be as rowdy as possibly. I won’t break down how to be rowdy like UGA coach Mark Richt did because we are Tennessee Volunteer fans therefore we have a higher intellect, but nonetheless if you leave Neyland stadium Saturday night and you ear drums are 1. Not bleeding or 2. Suffered significant hearing loss we have failed as a fan base. There is no excuse not to be rowdy as I will demonstrate below.
Tailgating
It is a 7:00 game meaning there is plenty of time for tailgating! Tailgating is crucial for a rowdy crowd in fact it is a necessity! Just a suggestion I recommend alternating beer and NOS energy drinks for peak rowdiness. If you do not like alcohol just go with the NOS (get nos-ty) energy drinks because they will get you pumped. Thing to do while tailgating:
Cornhole – lovely game that takes your mind off how many NOS energy drinks or “other” beverages you have consumed!· Ladder golf – Another game that occupies the mind!
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Eating – A grill is a must at a tailgating party and you do not want to be rowdy on an empty stomach!
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Smack talk – any UGA fan that comes anywhere close to your area needs to hear your mouth. See next paragraph!
Smack Talk
If you have not noticed we here at RockyTopics are 100% supporters of smack talk. We begin smack talk on Mondays and we suggest you do the same because it is a stress reliever and just plain fun! Smack talk is a must for Saturday, as stated in an earlier post on RockyTopics, there is a reason the state of Georgia is below Tennessee, plus we have bigger vols than them! Through our smack talk we must communicate to the UGA fans and make them realize just how beneath us they are! Make them feel the wrath of our big VOLS! Also via your smack talk please continue to remind UGA fans that their program is at the starting phases of being a dumpster fire. Yes the match has been lit and the dumpster is loaded with highly volatile UGA trash and the loss to the Vols will bring the 2 together and UGA will be a hot burning dumpster fire! 
During the game tomorrow night we here at RockyTopics would like you to tweet @ us, @RockyTopics, your best trash talking lines that you used or heard used during tailgating or during the game. The best ones will be published in a post next week. Our twitter account better be blowing up! #smacktalk
I won't tell you how to cheer, but I'll tell you how to tailgate. Higher intellect, indeed.
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